En el nombre de Darwin

nunca fuiste demasiado, siempre fuiste suficiente.

Háblame que me tienes abandonadísima, ¿como te lo explico? bueno, cuando creías que yo era una arrugona de mierda ya te tengo el culo cuadrado pa irnos pa la lancha pa que nos cojas a las dos rico rico rico rico y nos est… nos eches esa leche Nagüevoná en esas tetas, en esa boca, en esa cuca, donde te de la gana papá ya te tengo el culo perfecto: catirita, bonita, ta buena como yo, burda e chiquitíca como te gustan como Luciana, chiquitica catirita demasiado bella demasiado pana y perversita así como yo nagüevoná ardiente y caliente en la cama, ah, explícame pues cuando pon hora fecha y lugar tiene que ser un fin de semana porque las dos estamos trabajando nos podemos ir un sábado en la mañana PA EXPLOTATE ESE GÜEVO y venirnos en la tarde, aprovechar que en la tarde es que me van a buscar a mi pero nos podemos ir desde la mañana hasta las cuatro de la tarde pa un cayo en tu lancha #NAWEBONALODESEO

—La anónima mas contundente y famosa de la actualidad venezolana (via reindertot)

Y yo desperté queriendo soñarla
Ni pienso evitar, un roce secreto
Y ya lo sabes nada es casualidad
Tu misteriosa forma me lastimará

Es en tu presente donde veo mi futuro

Cambio mañana espacial citadina por momento efímero de playa

Probando

Mañana excepcional
En este mundo pornográfico

Hablar contigo
Me da lo que necesito

No te eches a perde’

skinned-teen: Brenda Anne Spencer On Monday, January 29, 1979, 16-year-old Brenda Ann Spencer used a rifle to wound eight children and one police officer at Cleveland Elementary School in San Diego, and to kill Principal Burton Wragg and custodian Mike Suchar. The school was across the street from her house. She used the rifle she had recently been given for Christmas by her father. When the six-hour incident ended and the pretty teenager was asked why she had committed the crime, she shrugged and replied, “I don’t like Mondays. This livens up the day.” She also said: “I had no reason for it, and it was just a lot of fun.” “It was just like shooting ducks in a pond.” and “[The children] looked like a herd of cows standing around; it was really easy pickings.” Her lack of remorse and inability to provide a serious explanation for her actions when captured inspired the song “I Don’t Like Mondays” by The Boomtown Rats, written by musician Bob Geldof. Her quote “I don’t like Mondays” also appears written on a wall in the movie, The Breakfast Club.(via tamburina)

skinned-teen:

Brenda Anne Spencer

On Monday, January 29, 1979, 16-year-old Brenda Ann Spencer used a rifle to wound eight children and one police officer at Cleveland Elementary School in San Diego, and to kill Principal Burton Wragg and custodian Mike Suchar. The school was across the street from her house. She used the rifle she had recently been given for Christmas by her father. When the six-hour incident ended and the pretty teenager was asked why she had committed the crime, she shrugged and replied, “I don’t like Mondays. This livens up the day.” She also said: “I had no reason for it, and it was just a lot of fun.” “It was just like shooting ducks in a pond.” and “[The children] looked like a herd of cows standing around; it was really easy pickings.” Her lack of remorse and inability to provide a serious explanation for her actions when captured inspired the song “I Don’t Like Mondays” by The Boomtown Rats, written by musician Bob Geldof. Her quote “I don’t like Mondays” also appears written on a wall in the movie, The Breakfast Club.

(via tamburina)